that’ll show him
The Best Tweet of All Time.
Time is a flat circle.
It is the year 2267. It is the maiden voyage of the USS Enterprise. The ship is in deep space. An urgent transmission is intercepted from Starfleet. Lt. Uhura patches it through the ship’s computer. It is U2’s newest album. Inquiries are made. Apparently, every starship in the fleet has received the same album. Commander Spock abruptly faints on deck. Captain Kirk leaps to his feet and holds Spock in his arms. Doctor McCoy springs from the turbolift and waves a tricorder over Spock. Spock regains consciousness, but he is weak. Leaning close to Kirk’s ear, he whispers, “every Vulcan has telepathically received U2’s new album. Don’t grieve, Captain. It is a beautiful day.”
mccoy’s face tho
"what are your long-term goals" ideally, starfleet